As an explanation - this avatar - thanks to Karl O. - is me doing a joke from my comedy act called "Tai Chi For The New Millennium" where I teach the audience new Tai Chi moves. I studied the branch of tai chi where the moves have preposterous, yet descriptive names: "Fair Lady Works the Shuttles," "Part The Wild Horse's Mane," and "Crane Bird Dries Its Wings." Very elegant, that last one.
I made up some new ones: "Yuppie Answers The Cell Phone," "Flight Attendant Identifies The Exits," and "Architect Explains The Concept."