Oh you poor devils....
I get the unmitigated joy of running PlotMaker on a daily basis. She's been so good to me, I let her stay.
Her pies are the best. She bakes homemade bread from scratch! She even makes homemade marinara sauce.
I've heard there's an 'upgraded' model out there, but then we'd have to go through all the trouble of learning each others' idiosyncracies, habits, tweaks... Bah! Forget it.
I'll be buried beside my first love.
What were we talking about, again?