Finally, the real world gets "Black!!"

[Dwight]

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN1555030620080116

[Anonymous]

Now we just need someone to invent such a thing as white

[Link]

Wow. I thought meconium was the blackest thing on earth....

Cheers,
Link.

[Dwight]

So who's a new dad, then?
Where's my ceegar?

You'll need this:

http://www.tide.com/en_US/products/product.jsp?product=tide_he_2x_beach_alt_original_scent

[Link]

I got that idea from the jaw-dropping videos at antenatal classes.

Cigars should be handed out around February 22nd, although I'm hoping for the 29th to save on birthday gifts.

I'm thinking I'll need one of these with this get-up.

Cheers,
Link.

[Thomas Holm]

Link wrote:
I'm thinking I'll need one of these with this get-up.

You should have used that 8 months ago

[Rod Jurich]

Link wrote:
/.....Cigars should be handed out around February 22nd, although I'm hoping for the 29th to save on birthday gifts./....

Congrats Link, your real job will begin then

[Djordje]

Enjoy it