Japanese is also a language with plenty of the letter "o."
They add "o" to English words - like "beer-o."
When I worked teaching art at a Japanese college here in Vancouver back in the nineties, there was a cafeteria that served Japanese food.
You'd think "great - sushi every day."
But no.
This was Japanese CAFETERIA food.
Using the "o" phenomenon and my feeling about the food there, I wrote this poem:
"Block of tofu,
Cube of Jell-o
The cook here
Can go to Hell-o."
Dwight Atkinson